Deadpool
Deadpool1776, a middle-aged Evangelical from Indiana who loves Jesus even more than Marvel and the 2nd Amendment, tweets his support of Florida’s Don’t Say Gay law, then follows by tweeting his approval of banning Junie B. Jones from public libraries, since young minds are easily poisoned by characters like this 6 year old entitled brat (who complains for an entire book about having to ride a smelly bus to school, uses poor grammar, and constantly challenges authority) and satisfied, takes a long pull from his blue raspberry vape, draws a pair of skeleton blinds, and switches to private mode on his phone where he searches pornhub for hairy daddy cuckolded by uncut twink, but frustrated with the material served - he’s seen it all - settles on white women holding in farts.