In His Image

“If God made you a male, that wasn’t a mistake, and if God made you a female, that wasn’t a mistake, and people who argue against this are insulting the perfect Creator,” said the frosted blonde who uses Invisalign to straighten her teeth, stilettos to lengthen her calves, Ambien to help her sleep, contacts to assist her vision, filler to plump her lips, and IVF to conceive her now 19 year old son who once wore a patch to align the strabismic eye he does not regularly gouge after lusting after hot bitches in the dining hall.